Because you went awwwww on facebook for Raanjhaana!

Do not read this if you want to help yourself from spoilers – the “Say no to smoking” disclaimer and the credits. I like Sonam Kapoor – I think she’s cute and you know spending a 300 in a multiplex with extra bills for popcorn and a coke because you will be thirsty can be a tad too much – or you can see it the other way round – spending extra on popcorn because you need something to justify time well wasted. So here’s a hero who makes every average looking guy like me happy because it gives us hope – hope that we can dream of hot chicks too, it’s a feel good factor that you are better than a bollywood hero. I just can’t figure out how many would have left their happy lives of posting photos on facebook and tagging girls to find for themselves a new career in bollywood – But then there is another line of thought that crops up just few minutes before the interval – that a son in law of Rajnikant is far better than a travel reporter who believes an offer to be a TV host can wait(remember how girls went Awwwwww over him two weeks back) – well I don’t see the same butterfly effect on facebook now and this is disheartening to some extent to the same population. I strongly believe any story is a good story if it asks the moral question “What did you learn from it?” And yes this movie goes on top of my hall of fame list for “being morally, politically, socially correct every single time when Manmohan Singh broke his silence” –

1. Suicide is never easy but an attempt to suicide is like so much fun – it’s as simple as cutting your wrist thrice – Try it!
2. If a scooter is not helping you get a girl, upgrade to a bike – a R15 maybe – you need not worry about getting a good job to buy petrol!
3. Yes there are a lot of hot chicks in delhi university – Personal experience!
4. Wait for the love of your life till you get AIDS
5. Don’t learn how to take a “No” from a girl who just can’t tolerate you – unless he’s a cousin of Sunny Deol
6. Stalk the girl, force her to say “Yes” and if she doesn’t go to point no 1 and then if that doesn’t work go to point no 4
7. Holi is a festival where you have those pause moments in life – like a reporter who’s just drunk kingfisher but still goes balam phichkaari with the future co-owner or a village lad who feels so hormonal to apply colors on his chick

If you like this film,then you are either a girl who is justifying the gender divide because you can only feel, not think and you deserve to be just another boring housewife! Or if you are a guy and you still like this film you should be happy that being gay is now legal. I have seen how girls have put their status updates for this film and it’s really sad that it has a positive rating of 100% and I have also seen how to just get her to bed, some mofos have commented with something as simple as “Me too” – “Me three” –You know what “You aint getting the girl” because she already went to this film with someone who just wanted a corner seat!

 I just want to visualize a day when people will go Awwwww for the right movies like a “Ship of Theseus” or a “Dabba” – I know you haven’t even heard of these films because you were busy tweeting and social networking when the world stood still for a Yeh Jaawani Hai Deewani and a Ranjhaaaana. If you really think you just need a corner seat, go ahead, watch this film – Else just let it be where it is in the multiplexes – Stay indoors, have a beer, chill out and peace!